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The Bards Tale Remastered & Resnarked (PC/MAC/LINUX) Steam Download
The Bards Tale Remastered & Resnarked (PC/MAC/LINUX) Steam Download
£4.99
£15.49-68%
£4.99
£15.49-68%
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Now includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3!
You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage!
Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure.
Features
- 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
- A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
- A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
- Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
- 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
- Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
- More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
- Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
- Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.
Just Updated
- Includes Original Classic Trilogy
- WASD controls for movement
- Added French, German and Spanish Localizations for text/subtitles
- German Dialog (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)
- Full Wide Screen support + supports resolutions higher than 1600 wide.
- Performance enhancements.
- External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
- Bug Fixes to original release
Reviews
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
– IGN
“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
– Game Chronicles
“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
– Cheat Code Central
System Requirements
Windows
- OS: Windows 2000/XP/Vista
- Processor: Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400
- Memory: 512Mb
- Graphics: GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI Radeon 9600 or better
- DirectX®: 9.0c
- Hard Drive: 6GB of free space
- Sound: DirectX 9 Compatible Sound Card
Mac OS X
- OS: OS X 10.6.0 or higher
- Hard Drive: 3.6GB Hard disk space
SteamOS + Linux
- OS: X11 enabled Linux distro
- Processor: Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400
- Memory: 512Mb
- Graphics: GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI Radeon 9600 or better
- OpenGL: 2.0 compatible video card and compatible drivers
- Hard Drive: 3.8GB of free space
- Sound: OpenAL compatible sound card and necessary drivers
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| Updated: 23rd May 2025
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